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Elon Musk Pledges to End World Hunger Hashtag on Twitter

SAN FRANCISCO — After officially taking the reins at Twitter, humanitarian Elon Musk met with UNICEF officials to pledge that he will end #WorldHunger once and for all. …

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Elon Musk Pledges to End World Hunger Hashtag on Twitter
Elon Musk Pledges to End World Hunger Hashtag on Twitter
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Pregnant Texan Registers as Corporation So Government Can’t Regulate Her

HOUSTON — Local pregnant woman Marta Hidalgo has now registered as a corporation to retain full bodily autonomy after one of the country’s most restrictive abortion bills went into effect in the state of Texas, sources confirmed. “I am now known as Fallopian Rubes, Incorporated,” declared Hidalgo. “This so-called ‘heartbeat…

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Pregnant Texan Registers as Corporation So Government Can’t Regulate Her
Pregnant Texan Registers as Corporation So Government Can’t Regulate Her
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I’m Bill Gates, And I’m Sick Of Waiting for Bezos’ And Musk’s Wealth To Trickle Down To Me

We, the people, deserve more. — Hello. My name is Bill Gates. I created a little tech company called Microsoft in 1975 with some other guy. Like many of you, I believed in the complete and utter bullshit of trickle-down economics for years and years. Today, I say enough is enough. The wealth that oligarchs Jeff…

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I’m Bill Gates, And I’m Sick Of Waiting for Bezos’ And Musk’s Wealth To Trickle Down To Me
I’m Bill Gates, And I’m Sick Of Waiting for Bezos’ And Musk’s Wealth To Trickle Down To Me
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Apr 16

Creative Writing Student Uses Tax Form as Mad Libs Substitute

NEW YORK — New York University creative writing major Dino Mancini, a senior in his final semester, decided to turn in a capstone project like no other: a tax form disguised as a Mad Libs exercise. “Taxes are bullshit,” grumbled Mancini. “Although to be honest, I don’t 100 percent know…

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Creative Writing Student Uses Tax Form as Mad Libs Substitute
Creative Writing Student Uses Tax Form as Mad Libs Substitute
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Mar 1

The Fountain of Truth

A science fiction thriller grounded in philosophy. There is a room with a tightly-packed dirt floor, an elevated security camera in the corner, a digital clock hanging on a wall, and two metal buckets in the middle. Both containers are filled with liquid. There are two other rooms; one on…

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The Fountain of Truth
The Fountain of Truth
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Jan 3

Considerate Shoplifter Updates Inventory After Stealing From Store

MINOT, N.D. — A local shoplifter stole $300 worth of merchandise as well as the hearts of ApexLand employees at a neighborhood store. As inflation continues to climb, some area residents have been forced to abandon the morals they grew up with. As long as he was stealing, sheet metal…

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Considerate Shoplifter Updates Inventory After Stealing From Store
Considerate Shoplifter Updates Inventory After Stealing From Store
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Dec 25, 2022

How You Can Designate One Side of Bed for Working Hard and the Other Side for Playing Hard

Follow these tips for optimizing your experience while you work and play from home. Work Hard, Play Hard. How many times have you had a company ram that motto down your throat? If you toil away in the corporate world, the adage is as common as meetings that could have been emails and “morale-boosting”…

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How You Can Designate One Side of Bed for Working Hard and the Other Side for Playing Hard
How You Can Designate One Side of Bed for Working Hard and the Other Side for Playing Hard
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Dec 23, 2022

My Funniest Travel Pictures

A picture is worth a thousand laughs. As an avid traveler (at least from what my budget allows), I do the best I can to live in the moment and limit the number of photos I take. I typically reserve snapshots for those that can’t be found on postcards or…

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My Funniest Travel Pictures
My Funniest Travel Pictures
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Dec 21, 2022

News Brief: Competitive Eater Still Haunted by Ghost Pepper Challenge Loss

PHILADELPHIA — At Philadelphia’s annual “Dragon Breath” pepper eating contest, contestant Pat Barese didn’t have the fire in the belly necessary to wolf down all 50 ghost peppers on his plate. …

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News Brief: Competitive Eater Still Haunted by Ghost Pepper Challenge Loss
News Brief: Competitive Eater Still Haunted by Ghost Pepper Challenge Loss
Food

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Dec 6, 2022

I’m Smarter Than Elon Musk

Why? I think we should go to Jupiter, and Jupiter is farther than Mars. Many people applaud Elon Musk for his visionary ambitions. …

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I’m Smarter Than Elon Musk
I’m Smarter Than Elon Musk
Elon Musk

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Ken Taro

Ken Taro

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Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.

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