DENVER — The first recorded case of the highly-contagious H5N1 drone flu has been discovered in Colorado, public health officials confirmed.
“I wanted to catch one of the pigeon drones because I saw a YouTuber who told me I should go snatch one. If I did, she told me I could earn a custom emote of me riding a moose. Anyway, when I got ahold of one, it bit me, and I immediately detected a microchip…
