U.S. Records First Case of Drone Flu

Drone photo by Jonathan Lampel, Pigeon photo by Sneha Cecil on Unsplash

DENVER — The first recorded case of the highly-contagious H5N1 drone flu has been discovered in Colorado, public health officials confirmed.

“I wanted to catch one of the pigeon drones because I saw a YouTuber who told me I should go snatch one. If I did, she told me I could earn a custom emote of me riding a moose. Anyway, when I got ahold of one, it bit me, and I immediately detected a microchip…

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Ken Taro

Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.