True Story: Cuck-Obsessed IG Fan Followed Me All Over a Viral Thread

Ken Taro
3 min readJun 13, 2024

He legitimately tried to follow me on IG after calling me a gay slur. I wish I would have taken a screenshot.

Man who is hopelessly in love with me.
I had been avoiding it, but I finally had to click his profile to get this picture.

This is one of the most absurd things I’ve ever written, so I’ll let IG do the talking.

Original IG Post:

Should American schools teach Arabic Numerals?
Arabic Numerals

Austin Inskeep’s Original Response to That Post:

Then, our conversation starts:

Well…a detour from another poster first:


Ok, NOW I step in.

I start easy because just because there is no point hurting the kid at that point.

Then, my warmup begins.



Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.