The Cereal War

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Four stores and seven Cheerios ago,

a war broke out

that pitted grain vs. grain.

An aisle divided against itself cannot stand!

It was the one percent milk people who started the war, of course.

We skim milkers were left with no choice.

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Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.

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Ken Taro

Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.

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