1. You shall only use tables. No Booths allowed.
2. If a fight breaks out, you must take the side of the northernmost person.
3. You shall offer free cheesy bread to every 16th customer.
4. The building must be a log cabin.
5. You shall shave the mustache of any bearded man at the entrance.
6. You shall adorn the walls with pictures of every famous Hannibal including, but not…
