Spirit Halloween Already Playing Christmas Music

Ken Taro
2 min readOct 6, 2023
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From Spirit Halloween’s Twitter, or X, or whatever the Hell it is now

PHILADELPHIA — Tom Florentino was reaching for a set of fake vampire teeth in an aisle of a local Spirit Halloween when he noticed that the soundtrack playing over the loudspeakers went straight from ‘Monster Mash’ to ‘White Christmas,’ stoned store employees confirmed.

“I had to check my phone to see what day it was; what month is was!” said Florentino, who had been a regular…

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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.