Report: Charlie Sheen Improvised All His Lines of Cocaine on Movie Sets
LOS ANGELES — In the wake of the 10th anniversary of Charlie Sheen’s infamous “Tiger Blood” interview, more details have surfaced about his skill set regarding drugs, particularly his use of cocaine at a moment’s notice.
“I was always ready,” said Sheen. “If I didn’t have a credit card to cut the coke, I would use a hotel key card, a birthday card, or the cameraman’s AARP membership card if I had to. Although I preferred to snort through a hundred-dollar bill, I would make do with anything from a CVS receipt to my wedding vows written on a cocktail napkin. There was so much blow floating around that I often didn’t have time to plan anything elaborate. I had to use whatever was around me. That’s just one example of how I was bi-winning.”
Sheen, who is miraculously still alive at 55, has acted in a wide range of roles, from professional baseball player in “Major League” to caring husband in real life.
“When I say I was banging 7-gram rocks, I mean it. That was my go-to breakfast, along with some Quaker oatmeal. The reason I say I have tiger blood is because of my uncanny ability to find myself surrounded by fresh powder, much like a Siberian Tiger in a cold, Russian winter.”
