News Brief: TikTok of Bigfoot Dancing Too Blurry to Confirm

Ken Taro
Jun 27, 2021

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OAKRIDGE, Ore. — A TikTok video uploaded this week depicted what could be Sasquatch dancing in the forest near Salmon Creek Falls Day Use Area in Oregon.

“I saw something big and hairy moving around the trees,” recalled Doug Rancher, who recorded the video. “At first I thought it might have been a bear, or worse, my cousin Randy. But after watching the thing for a few seconds, I knew it couldn’t be either of them because they don’t have the type of rhythm and finesse this creature displayed. To top it off, I swear the birds were whistling ‘Hell Shell’ by Young Nudy. Anyway, I tried to get closer but it ran away.”

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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.