My Confederate Flag Tuxedo T-Shirt Was Too Formal for the Failed Coup Attempt at the Capitol

I must admit, I agonized for days over what I should wear at the revolution on January 6th in Washington D.C. I knew it wouldn’t be a completely formal white-hood affair, but I still wanted to get gussied up a little bit. After all, this would be a monumental juncture in our nation’s history. After digging through the trash bags…