Man Refuses Condom Despite Woman Telling Him She Has Syphilis Because That Is the Price of Freedom
MIAMI — A Florida man named Tanner Dadson told a local prostitute that he didn’t want to wear a condom because he’s not a communist, even though she recently contracted syphilis, sources say.
“Condoms are for beta males, and I’m not a beta male. I’m an alpha male,” boasted Dadson. “I mean, just look at the giant truck nuts hanging off my F-30000. Is that something a soy boy would be brave enough to buy? I don’t think so. Anyway, there’s no way I’m putting a rubber on my hog. No one contains Big Mike. Not the government, and especially not a female.”
Dadson laughed when asked about how he would feel knowing that he could spread the illness to subsequent partners.
“Do you think I care about how my actions affect other people? Of course not. I’m not a socialist,” snorted Dadson. “I’m a good Christian man…a God damn American patriot. Who cares if I get or give syphilis? I’m aware of the effects, but I don’t give a shit. I won’t live in fear. And no, I wouldn’t get a shot of penicillin. I’m not injecting myself with anything that was made by someone with a weak-ass name like Jonas. There’s nothing a quick prayer to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ won’t solve, especially when it involves hookers.”
Cindy, the sex worker, described her encounter with the man who rolled up on her street corner blasting Kid Rock out of his vehicle.
“As soon as I saw his Confederate flag rims, I knew he would be trouble. I’ve had a few guys hesitate to wear protection, but it’s definitely the first time after I told them I have an STI,” explained Cindy. “I don’t like taking risks like this, but I can’t afford not to. Thankfully, I got him to pay me more than my normal rate because I lied and told him I was a Trump supporter after I saw the tattoo on his chest of him sucking Donald’s dick.”
Cindy revealed that he was definitely compensating for a small penis and lack of sexual prowess.
“Big Mike is the wrong name for his genitalia. Normally, guys are ready to go, but he needed a few moments to get warmed up,” she shared. “He told me that he absolutely had to watch a couple of YouTube videos of Ben Shapiro owning the libs with facts and logic to get hard.”
Dadson ended up with syphilis and became sterile. He divulged that he had no regrets because he believed Benjamin Franklin also had syphilis, which is not true.
