Judge Sentences Kyle Rittenhouse to 6 Months in Police Academy

Ken Taro
2 min readNov 12, 2021
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KENOSHA, Wis. — Circuit Judge Bruce Schroeder ruled that Kyle Rittenhouse would be required to undergo extended training at the police academy no matter what the jury decides, an insider at the courthouse confirmed.

“I take Mr. Rittenhouse’s actions very seriously,” stated Judge Schroeder. “He only managed to take out two of his targets while the third one…

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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.