I’m Smarter Than Elon Musk

Ken Taro
2 min readDec 6, 2022

Why? I think we should go to Jupiter, and Jupiter is farther than Mars.

Two side-by-side photos. Left: Headshot of Elon Musk; Right: Jupiter, the planet
Left, Elon Musk: By Debbie Rowe — Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=86942501; Right, Jupiter: NASA/Johns Hopkins University Applied Physics Laboratory/Southwest Research Institute, Public domain, via Wikimedia Commons

Many people applaud Elon Musk for his visionary ambitions. Sure, it’s his designers and engineers who actually do all the work he envisions, but as long as he comes up with the big ideas, that’s all that matters.

That’s where I come in. Elon Musk was intelligent enough to say that we, as humans, should colonize Mars…

Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.