How I Lost 50 Pounds by Simply Lying on My Driver’s License

Photo by Samuel Ramos on Unsplash

Many people struggle to lose massive amounts of weight, but they don’t have to. I was able to shed half a hundred lbs just by lying to the government! The great thing is that you can follow in my footsteps.

You can even choose just how much you want to get rid of. Those bureaucrat buffoons don’t keep a scale at the counter. They only verify your eyesight, like…



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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.