Considerate Shoplifter Updates Inventory After Stealing From Store

Ken Taro
3 min readJan 3
Aisle of a grocery store
Photo by Nathália Rosa on Unsplash

MINOT, N.D. — A local shoplifter stole $300 worth of merchandise as well as the hearts of ApexLand employees at a neighborhood store. As inflation continues to climb, some area residents have been forced to abandon the morals they grew up with. As long as he was stealing, sheet metal worker Oliver Samuelson decided he would still find a way to contribute to the positive energy…

Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.