CDC Wondering If It’s Even Worth It to Warn Against Drinking Gasoline

Ken Taro
3 min readJun 4, 2021
Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

ATLANTA — After watching scores of citizens hoarding gasoline in plastic grocery bags and laundry baskets at their local Shell stations, the Centers for Disease Control revealed they had a tough decision to make: whether or not they should even bother warning Americans to avoid drinking fuel.

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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.