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We can all agree that Beyonce is gorgeous. We can all agree that I am gorgeous. We can all agree the two of us look nothing alike.
One: Here is me at 15 being incredibly attractive. I look nothing like Beyonce.
Two: Here is me at 15 again. This time, shirtless at the beach. Still attractive. I look nothing like Beyonce.
Three: Here is my dapper ass before my junior prom. I look nothing like Beyonce.
Four: Here is me being generally awesome. I look nothing like Beyonce.
Five: Here is adorable little me with my first beer. I look nothing like Beyonce.
