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10 Things That Will Burn if You Throw Them Into a Volcano

Ken Taro
2 min readMar 14, 2021

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Photo by Marc Szeglat on Unsplash

There is a shocking amount of stuff that will burn if you throw them into a volcano. I will name 10 things here.

Pommel Horse: Gymnast not included.

Image by David Mark from Pixabay

Tote Bag: Carry everything from apples to dreams.

Poster of Hulk Hogan: Burn in peace, Brother!

Potatoes au Gratin: Unfortunately, I am unable to confirm if scalloped potatoes will burn in a volcano.

Ottoman: Rest easy, my friend.

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Ken Taro
Ken Taro

Written by Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.

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