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There is a shocking amount of stuff that will burn if you throw them into a volcano. I will name 10 things here.
Pommel Horse: Gymnast not included.
Tote Bag: Carry everything from apples to dreams.
Poster of Hulk Hogan: Burn in peace, Brother!
Potatoes au Gratin: Unfortunately, I am unable to confirm if scalloped potatoes will burn in a volcano.
Ottoman: Rest easy, my friend.