10 Requirements Any Woman Must Meet to Date Me

Ken Taro
4 min readDec 28, 2023
Me looking derpy on a bench in San Francisco
Me looking absolutely irresistible on a park bench

No doubt about it. Dating is hard, especially if you have high standards like I do. However, I will not compromise what I expect in a partner. In all honesty, I don’t want to settle for just anybody because I wouldn’t want anyone to settle for me. With that said, here are 10 benchmarks I expect women to meet if they want the chance to date a prize of my caliber.

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Ken Taro

Writer, satirist, and humorist. You can find my best work on my mom’s refrigerator.